Friday, November 16, 2007

Funny Bumper Stickers...

There are some friggin' hilarious bumper stickers out there. Here are a few I've seen:

Keep Honking, I'm Reloading

Back Off Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield

If It Doesn't Fit, Force It. If It Breaks, It Probably Needed To Be Replaced Anyway.

I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead Of You

Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

Maine - Bumpah Stickah

Welcome To California, Now Go Home

My Gun Has Killed Fewer People Than Ted Kennedy's Car

It's The Carpool Lane, Not The Freakin' Autobahn!

If You Can Read This, You're Speeding Too

I Brake For.... SHIT No Brakes!!

Jesus Is Coming... Quick, Everyone Look Busy

I Still Miss My Ex... But My Aim Is Improving

If At First You Don't Succeed, Don't Skydive

If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

2 comments:

Mrs. "Smith" said...

You forgot this one : "I found Jesus, he was behind the couch!"

USAincognito said...

OMG!!!! HILARIOUS!!! :)