There are some friggin' hilarious bumper stickers out there. Here are a few I've seen:
Keep Honking, I'm Reloading
Back Off Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield
If It Doesn't Fit, Force It. If It Breaks, It Probably Needed To Be Replaced Anyway.
I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead Of You
Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
Maine - Bumpah Stickah
Welcome To California, Now Go Home
My Gun Has Killed Fewer People Than Ted Kennedy's Car
It's The Carpool Lane, Not The Freakin' Autobahn!
If You Can Read This, You're Speeding Too
I Brake For.... SHIT No Brakes!!
Jesus Is Coming... Quick, Everyone Look Busy
I Still Miss My Ex... But My Aim Is Improving
If At First You Don't Succeed, Don't Skydive
If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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You forgot this one : "I found Jesus, he was behind the couch!"
OMG!!!! HILARIOUS!!! :)
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