Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Oh, So You're a Comedian...

I stopped a guy for riding solo in the carpool lane, and he told me a joke. It went like this:

Him: How do you put an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Me: I have no idea.

Him: This takes some thinking. Drop the F from Safe, and drop the F from way.

Me: There's no F in way (Say it out loud and you'll get it. I got it as soon as I said it.)

I didn't write him a ticket.


Liz said...

I wouldn't have either, that's a good one!

USAincognito said...

hahaha!! That is one funny man! ;)

5150Wife said...

Wow, that's an oldie but goodie. Haven't heard that one in years.