I stopped a guy for riding solo in the carpool lane, and he told me a joke. It went like this:
Him: How do you put an elephant in a Safeway bag?
Me: I have no idea.
Him: This takes some thinking. Drop the F from Safe, and drop the F from way.
Me: There's no F in way (Say it out loud and you'll get it. I got it as soon as I said it.)
I didn't write him a ticket.
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3 comments:
I wouldn't have either, that's a good one!
hahaha!! That is one funny man! ;)
Wow, that's an oldie but goodie. Haven't heard that one in years.
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