Friday, January 4, 2008

More Words for the Wise...

I was just sitting here mulling over all the myriad names for the bad guys. There are the nice ones like suspect, perpetrator (perp for the east coast crew), and arrestee. Then there are the names we tend not to use in public conversation. Okay boys & girls, there's some language coming up so cover you ears (eyes).

Knucklehead

Shithead

Shitbag

Dirtbag

Tool Bag

Turd

Moron

Dip Shit

Bright Star

Dim Wit

Sparky

4 comments:

makeumdothechicken said...

You forgot mope and my personal favorite douche bag.

Officer "Smith" said...

How could I forget Douche Bag? Mope is sorta a midwest thing right? I've never heard it used round 'ere.

Liz said...

I'm fond of Gilligan. It's multi-use. Dumb people and criminally dumb people.

makeumdothechicken said...

Yeah, I think mope is a midwestern term. Frequently used around here but not one of my favorites. Shithead and Douche Bag are my personal favorites.