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About Me
- Officer "Smith"
- Somewhere in, California, United States
- I'm a police officer. Most people have already made their decisions about me just based on that statement. In September, 2014, cancer took my wife and I became a widower.
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A Little History of "Smith"
- Law Enforcement Service: 14 Years (and counting)
- Miltary Service: United States Army (91B)
- Duty Firearms: SigArms P226 (Eleanor), Colt M-4 (Alison), Remington 870 (Irene)
- Worst Habit: Potty Mouth
- Kids: Snake & Moose
- Favorite Kind of Food: Edible
- Favorite Color: The dark, inky blue of a positive NIK Methamphetamine test
- Favorite TV Shows: COPS, SouthLAnd, Deadliest Catch, Mythbusters, Storm Chasers (Yeah, I'm a Discovery Channel junkie)
- Favorite Movie Line: You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit.
Y'all Buckle Up!
I never drive out of the lot without mine!
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HAHAHA!!! Hilarious!!!
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