Sunday, February 3, 2008

The Top Five Ways to Make the Bad Guys Surrender...

5) Pepper spray

4) Helicopter circling overhead

3) Popopopopopopopopopopopopopopop (That would be the sound of a Taser)

2) The sound of a round being racked into a shotgun

And the number one way to get your suspect to surrender:

POLICE DEPARTMENT! COME OUT NOW OR WE'LL SEND IN THE DOG!



WOOF!

2 comments:

Mrs. "Smith" said...

Numbers one and two are my favorites, but you know what a bloodthirsty bitch I am. LOL.

Front Porch Society said...

Hahahaha!! LOVE it!! :)