Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Screw Barack Obama...

Barack Obama is an ostentatious, pretentious, elitist, condescending sorry excuse for a presidential candidate.

Herr Obama said a few days ago that working class people are bitter about their economic circumstances and "cling to guns and religion" as a result. Excuse me?

Then he took snipes at Mrs. Bill because she called him on it. He says shame on her.

Barack says "She is running around talking about how this is an insult to sportsmen, how she values the second amendment. She's talking like she's Annie Oakley," Obama said, invoking the famed female sharpshooter immortalized in the musical "Annie Get Your Gun."

Obama continued, saying "Hillary Clinton is out there like she's on the duck blind every Sunday. She's packing a six-shooter. Come on, she knows better. That's some politics being played by Hillary Clinton."

Well shame on you Barack. Any person who is willing to talk shit about a particular class of people, while at the same time preaching for equality, is unfit to be president. Also, any person who calls into doubt the credibility of another, in order to avoid having to back up or apologize for their own statements, should drop himself from the presidential race.

I'm just waiting for Oshama and Billary's next debate to deteriorate to the standard ending, when neither side can come up with anything derisive, offensive or even useful:

Barack: Do not!

Hillary: Do too!

Barack: Do not!

Hillary: Do too!

Barack: Fuck you!

Hillary: No, fuck YOU!

Barack: No, no, fuck YOU!

Hillary: Uh uh, fuck YOU!

Just like we all did in fourth grade. Or, just like George Carlin.

Guess what Barack. I, a police officer, am that working class. I am not the least bitter about my economic circumstances. While I may not "cling to religion" as you say, I most certainly do "cling to my guns". More aptly, I suppose, I STICK to my guns. I do not back down from my statements, or call others into question to avoid the repercussions. You, sir, do.

If we the people no longer have our right to keep and bear arms, how are we to defend ourselves from egotistical, lying, rich politicians like yourself. Give it the hell up. I cannot bring myself to vote for either of the Democratic candidates in this election, not that I'm very likely to do so in any event. I want a president who stands up for me, not one who looks down upon me.

Compared to Barack and Billary though, even the RINO (Republican in Name Only) candidate John McCain is beginning to look like a shining star.

I can't NOT vote, but either way we're screwed for four or eight years.

Hey! I know! George Carlin for President!

8 comments:

TheBronze said...

Exactly! McCain is a pathetic candidate (and a crappy Republican) but I'll hold my nose and cast my vote for him, because he's better than the alternatives.

It's McCain's race to lose, but he might just do it.

TheBronze said...

Lose, that is.

kvegas911 said...

OMG you've got it! He's got my vote!

USAincognito said...

The candidates this year totally suck. I am rather pissed at Obama for his comments about people turning to religion only out of fear, anti-gun comments, and the slam on middle class people comments. I do not like Obama. At all.
I used to like Hillary. Not anymore. She left our state owing a buttload of money to places that helped her get the votes she needed. And she still refuses to pay us. That speaks volumes about a person's integrity.
I detest McCain. He is a hot-tempered man who talks out both ends to appease the republicans and the democrats. Wishy-washy people annoy the hell out of me.
This election will suck as one of these idiots will be our president for the next 4-8 years. *sigh* The end of the world must be coming soon....

justusforall said...

All you need to do is like what George Carlin once said... for all the criminals and drug addicts, you clear out a state.. fence it off with 100ft high fences topped with razor wire and electrified... and you put them all in there and let them do whatever they want... let them sort it out for themselves.

Dark Nights said...

I totally agree with your post with the exception of the 2nd to last paragraph. It is of my opinion that any of the three (or anyone) will do a much better job than the “Genius” we have in office now. Just my two cents but if you like the current housing market, economy or paying $3 - $4 for gas, keep on rooting for the current admin. Love yea and stay safe.

justusforall said...

A Danish perspective on the U.S. election:

We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?

sash said...

Maybe Obamas Secret Service and Police Motorcades should stop carrying guns. We'll see how he feels about them then.