Friday, July 18, 2008

I'm Sorry... There's a WHAT in the Drunk Tank?

Imagine my surprise when I found this little guy in the drunk tank.

I assure you, however, he was not drunk. He got loose and ended up in someone's front yard. We had to bring him to the station and "hold" him until he was picked up. What better place than the drunk tank?

6 comments:

USAincognito said...

*snort* haha!! I bet the drunks were rubbing their eyes wondering if they were seeing things, too! ;)

*Goddess* said...

You say he wasn't drunk, now did you administer the breathalyzer or did you just take his word for it? Cuz even goats will lie when cornered....or so I hear....from the cows.

Officer "Smith" said...

How much have you had to drink today?

"Maaaaaaaaah"

Evil Lunch Lady said...

OMG! That is too funny! Just tell the drunks...."What goat"?? Hehehehe

Me said...

reminds me of the time that I took an injured owl from a citizen in a park pending the arrival of animal rescue. It was stunned at first but it was big and had large claws and a sharp beak so I set it in the cage area of my cruiser. Then it woke up and began hopping around, and there was no way I was reaching in there to take it out. I had to keep telling dispatch that I was unavailable without going over the radio with the reason why. (Because there's a big angry owl in my cruiser and I'm scared of it.) Animal rescue finally came and took it, but not before a bunch of schoolkids on a trip saw it and one who apparently thought that the bird was under arrest asked me "What did the owl do?"

And yeah, that car still smelled "unique" when turned over at EOT.

justusforall said...

"...one who apparently thought that the bird was under arrest asked me "What did the owl do?"
Bwaaahahahaha!