Thursday, April 2, 2009

April Fool...

Little Old Lady in Court

Defense Attorney: Ma'am, will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

DA: Will you tell the court, in your own words, what happened the night of April First?

LOL: There I was, sitting on my front porch swing on a warm spring evening, when a young man came creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

DA: Did you know him?

LOL: No, but he was sure friendly.

DA: What happened after he sat down?

LOL: He started to rub my thigh.

DA: Did you stop him?

LOL: No, I didn't stop him.

DA: Why not?

LOL: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Bob died 30 some years ago.

DA: What happened next?

LOL: He began to rub my breasts.

DA: Did you stop him then?

LOL: No, I didn't stop him.

DA: Why not?

LOL: His rubbing made me feel alive and all excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

DA: What happened next?

LOL: Well, by then I was feeling really "spicy" so I laid down and told him "Take me young man, take me!"

DA: Did he take you?

LOL: Hell no! He just yelled "April Fool!", and that's when I shot him. Little bastard.


Officer "Smith" said...

My apologies to Front Porch Society, your comment got deleted when I edited this post. Feel free to put it back if you like.

Anonymous said...

Now that is funny.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh.

Sandra G. said...

Too funny!

Anonymous said...

bwah hahahaha *snort* love it!