Monday, April 13, 2009

Real Women of Genius...

Officer Smith presents Real Women of Genius

Queue the singer - (Real Women of Geeeniuuuuuuss)

Today we salute YOU, Ms. Impatient Passing on the Shoulder in Front of the Fire Station Idiot Driver...

(Ms. Impatient Passing on the Shoulder in Front of the Fire Station Idiot Driiiiiverrrrrr...)

When everyone else stopped to let the mini-van make a left turn, you soldiered on.

Undeterred, you passed my vehicle on the right hand shoulder...

Directly in front of a fire-station.

(Wooooo woooooo baby...)

You know the rules of the road, but you're better than they are. Heck, you're better than everybody.

When everyone else is too timid to keep going, you show them who's boss.

(Step, step asiiide)

When you're in a hurry, you'll get where you're going come Hell or high water.

Those law-abiding suckers ahead of you might stop like so many sheep to wait for the left turn guy, but not you Ms. Impatient Passing on the Shoulder in Front of the Fire Station Idiot Driver...

You move right and keep on truckin', because that's just how you roll.

(Roll oooooonnnnnn)

God forbid I should start moving again after the left turn guy makes his turn, because when I do, you'll be right there beside me.

And when I block you from making your illegal pass and manage to get back in front of you, we know you'll honk and flip me off, because I, of course, am wrong.

So, pop open an ice cold Bud Light Ms. Impatient Passing on the Shoulder in Front of the Fire Station Idiot Driver...

If not for people like you, this country would be much less entertaining.

(Ms. Impatient Passing on the Shoulder in Front of the Fire Station Idiot Driiiiiverrrrr...)

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For those who are not familiar with these commercials, no, I have not gone round the bend.

Click here for the real commercials.

7 comments:

Front Porch Society said...

Good one!!

Don't you just love those commercials?!? :)

Dispatcher X said...

Hilarious! Laughing so hard you woke me up better than the second cup of coffee tonight! Awesome!

The Dispatcher and Her Officer said...

My Officer is laughing.. saying 'oh the memories' I'm listening to them all!!! Way to funny!
-Officer and Dispatcher

powdergirl said...

Hilarious!
I really admire how you maintain a sense of humor about things that would have most people bashing their heads against the nearest available brick wall.
Thanks again for the entertainment.

Moe said...

Thanks for the smile.

Me said...

I love those commercials...and people like her made me love my unmarked cruiser. Just one stop for something like that made going to work that day worth it.

TheBronze said...

Smitty, that was a great post!