Real Women of Genius...

Officer Smith presents Real Women of Genius

Queue the singer - (Real Women of Geeeniuuuuuuss)

Today we salute YOU, Ms. Impatient Passing on the Shoulder in Front of the Fire Station Idiot Driver...

(Ms. Impatient Passing on the Shoulder in Front of the Fire Station Idiot Driiiiiverrrrrr...)

When everyone else stopped to let the mini-van make a left turn, you soldiered on.

Undeterred, you passed my vehicle on the right hand shoulder...

Directly in front of a fire-station.

(Wooooo woooooo baby...)

You know the rules of the road, but you're better than they are. Heck, you're better than everybody.

When everyone else is too timid to keep going, you show them who's boss.

(Step, step asiiide)

When you're in a hurry, you'll get where you're going come Hell or high water.

Those law-abiding suckers ahead of you might stop like so many sheep to wait for the left turn guy, but not you Ms. Impatient Passing on the Shoulder in Front of the Fire Station Idiot Driver...

You move right and keep on truckin', because that's just how you roll.

(Roll oooooonnnnnn)

God forbid I should start moving again after the left turn guy makes his turn, because when I do, you'll be right there beside me.

And when I block you from making your illegal pass and manage to get back in front of you, we know you'll honk and flip me off, because I, of course, am wrong.

So, pop open an ice cold Bud Light Ms. Impatient Passing on the Shoulder in Front of the Fire Station Idiot Driver...

If not for people like you, this country would be much less entertaining.

(Ms. Impatient Passing on the Shoulder in Front of the Fire Station Idiot Driiiiiverrrrr...)

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