Wednesday, May 6, 2009

More Things Heard in the Smith Household...

Tonight before dinner, Moose was talking about reptiles.

Only thing was, he said "recktiles".

We kinda snickered because it was almost "erectile". Y'know, like erectile dysfunction?

Mrs. Smith told him "The word is REP-tile"

I said "So does reptile dysfunction mean your snake doesn't work?"

It got even funnier on the drive home. I said "NO! Reptile dysfunction is when your LIZARD doesn't work!"

Sometimes I crack myself up...

7 comments:

fuzzys dad said...

Thanks for the laughs.

The Dispatcher and Her Officer said...

Hahahaha, kinda reminds me about my youngest. She really loves pop corn, but the funny thing was, from about 2 years to 4 years, she called it "cop porn". Now that in itself is enough, but she had the darndest times she would say this, like in public, or any time she saw pop corn and wanted some. What made it worse was 1/2 the time she would just up and squeal "Cop porn!" Many times I had to explain this to friends, relatives, and passerbys, that no, she means pop corn. And half of those I had to explain it to knew I was a cop.

Dispatcher X said...

Out of the mouths of babes, lol. My eight year old saw a glimpse of a baby being born on a show recently and asked if "she lost her virginity" and he had no idea what he was talking about. We had another discussion about not using words that he doesn't understand the meaning of.....

Front Porch Society said...

LOL> Y'all are just too funny!!

powdergirl said...

Just this morning over milk and cookies with my God-son.
"Ya know, Auntie, your breasts are a lot smaller than my mom's."

Thanks for pointing that out kid, the cute lisp makes it easier to take. I'm so glad we had this chat in room in full of strangers, too.

Beat And Release said...

I couldn't pronounce my "T's" when I was a wee one, so "truck" became "fruck." Oh well, it seemed funny a long time ago. :)

Officer "Smith" said...

Thumper's little one couldn't say "frog" for the longest time.

Instead she said "fock".