Saturday, January 2, 2010

Note to Car Thieves...

When you're being dragged out of your stolen vehicle after a four and a half mile pursuit, during which you nearly ran me down, tried to run three other cars off the road, and ran no less than six red lights, it is really not a good time to say you're sorry.

Even if you do say you're sorry, I won't hear it until I listen to my digital recorder later, and it will not likely save you from the force with which you may or may not be removed from said stolen vehicle.

You've been warned...

6 comments:

punchykoos said...

This seems like a good of a post as any to thank you for what you do. Even some of us bottom feeding public defenders are very thankful for you guys out there doing your job. Have a safe 2010.

TheBronze said...

Welcome to 2010, Smitty!

Be safe!

911 and the Randomness.. said...

Now you tell me!

2 wheel terror said...

It always amazed me how they fit through the driver door wing window....

Front Porch Society said...

Had a good day, huh? ;)

Beat And Release said...

@punchykoos - The first thing I learned when I got into this line of work twenty years ago was - The only good lawyer is the one you need RIGHT NOW. :)

Unfortunately it is now deemed politically incorrect and abusive to drag a mope out through the window. Go figure.