Monday, December 26, 2011

Reason #538 Why Officer Smith Should Not Be a Marriage Counselor...

While I was in a recent training class, one of the other guys in the class was texting to his wife about how he had just struck a deal via Craig's List to trade his quad that he never uses for a sweet, tricked out golf cart to use at the time share.

His wife sent back "That's great. Thanks for including me in your decision."

Without thinking, I snapped off with "Tell her you're welcome."

I swear I'm going to ruin a marriage someday.

At least it won't be mine...