tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190524197374045099.post6181327386025727175..comments2024-03-17T11:09:57.186-07:00Comments on Officer "Smith": Thoughts From Behind the Badge: I'm Sorry... There's a WHAT in the Drunk Tank?Officer "Smith"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16053602205443157704noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190524197374045099.post-2880507613189268502008-07-30T11:13:00.000-07:002008-07-30T11:13:00.000-07:00"...one who apparently thought that the bird was u..."...one who apparently thought that the bird was under arrest asked me "What did the owl do?"<BR/>Bwaaahahahaha!ccpdfsdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12104127022091733247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190524197374045099.post-47538494354162809692008-07-22T10:06:00.000-07:002008-07-22T10:06:00.000-07:00reminds me of the time that I took an injured owl ...reminds me of the time that I took an injured owl from a citizen in a park pending the arrival of animal rescue. It was stunned at first but it was big and had large claws and a sharp beak so I set it in the cage area of my cruiser. Then it woke up and began hopping around, and there was no way I was reaching in there to take it out. I had to keep telling dispatch that I was unavailable without going over the radio with the reason why. (Because there's a big angry owl in my cruiser and I'm scared of it.) Animal rescue finally came and took it, but not before a bunch of schoolkids on a trip saw it and one who apparently thought that the bird was under arrest asked me "What did the owl do?"<BR/><BR/>And yeah, that car still smelled "unique" when turned over at EOT.Murphy's Lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190524197374045099.post-53677583128427913602008-07-21T03:43:00.000-07:002008-07-21T03:43:00.000-07:00OMG! That is too funny! Just tell the drunks...."W...OMG! That is too funny! Just tell the drunks...."What goat"?? HeheheheEvil Transport Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16427244472516019901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190524197374045099.post-44240902695071783972008-07-19T21:18:00.000-07:002008-07-19T21:18:00.000-07:00How much have you had to drink today?"Maaaaaaaaah"...How much have you had to drink today?<BR/><BR/>"Maaaaaaaaah"Officer "Smith"https://www.blogger.com/profile/16053602205443157704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190524197374045099.post-78705224990602503242008-07-19T11:20:00.000-07:002008-07-19T11:20:00.000-07:00You say he wasn't drunk, now did you administer th...You say he wasn't drunk, now did you administer the breathalyzer or did you just take his word for it? Cuz even goats will lie when cornered....or so I hear....from the cows.*Goddess*https://www.blogger.com/profile/03012831511206842735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190524197374045099.post-72008130193075798502008-07-19T08:34:00.000-07:002008-07-19T08:34:00.000-07:00*snort* haha!! I bet the drunks were rubbing their...*snort* haha!! I bet the drunks were rubbing their eyes wondering if they were seeing things, too! ;)Front Porch Societyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03515383787374168157noreply@blogger.com