Sunday, February 10, 2008

Hey Stupid...

Here are some of the ways I have heard to say someone is not the most intelligent person in the world:

As sharp as a bowling ball

As sharp as a sack of wet mice

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

Not the sharpest tool in the drawer

Not the sharpest knife in the block

One oar in the water

One wheel in the sand

One brick short of a load

Not playing with a full deck

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

As bright as a two watt bulb

High speed

Dumb as a post

He's a rock

A bottle short of a six pack

He's got the six pack, but he's missing the little plastic thingy that holds it together

If he gave his two cents worth, he'd be broke

And my personal favorite... Not the brightest bulb in the marquee

4 comments:

Liz said...

I like "the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead."

USAincognito said...

Or "He's got marbles where his brain should be." ;)

Officer "Smith" said...

[Liz said... I like "the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead."]

I think I might have to use that one.

makeumdothechicken said...

A few fries short of a happy meal.

If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow the fuzz off of a peach.

And my personal favorite......

What a fuckin' dumbass.