Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Laundry Incident...

I committed a Federal offense today. I laundered money. And dried it. Actually... I laundered my entire wallet.

Imagine my surprise when I went to pull my laundry out of the dryer and saw my Chevron card sitting on the lint screen. Fortunately I managed to fish everything out. It's really amazing how a dryer can remove EVERYTHING from a wallet with relative ease.

The only thing I couldn't find was my ATM / check card. Upon my return to the dryer, I located the card... firmly stuck to the inside top of the drum. After removing the card, I was happy to see it was still mostly intact. I even tried it at Walgreen's a little later, and it still worked.

Just a little insight into a day in the life of Officer "Smith".

6 comments:

kvegas911 said...

Heh. I managed to wash a pen with hubby khakis not long ago. Had to buy more khakis. Not good!

USAincognito said...

lol. Too funny!

TheBronze said...

That's what you get for not letting Mrs. Smith do your laundry!

Kojak said...

Hey, at least the card still works. I did that one time and washed 200 bucks to shreds. I was not a happy camper....

fuzzys dad said...

I have been there and done that.
It makes you feel silly.

For The People said...

Good Stuff!

a Brother